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Membership in NU Pyrotechnics Will Cost You an Arm and a Leg
Youngest Mother in UK to Give Birth to Future Youngest Mother in UK
Climate Change Could Lead to Chipotle Guac Shortage; Al Gore Wishes He Had Thought of That
WHO Says Sugar Intake Must Be Halved; Pixy Stix Now Cut with Flour
Facebook to Regulate Posts Selling Guns; Escort Services and Pyramid Schemes Still OK
SAT Changes to Focus on “Important Academic Skills”: Which of These Describes Adderall?
Barbara Bush Cancels NYT Subscription; Chris Christie Cancels Runner’s World Subscription
Microwave Clock Once Again Accurate after Daylight Saving Time Begins
Second City Sparks Controversy with Free Class for Leprosy Patients Dubbed “Show Off Your Best Bits”