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CNN Sees US Airways Tweet, Declares “Flight 370 Found”
Confused 13-Year-Old Smokes Dandelion on 4/20
Archie Comic Kills off Archie to Prove His Humanity Once and for All
Creator Was Considering Giving Archie Superhero Powers, Decided against It
Hillel to Host “Finding a Nice Jewish Boy” Week
UConn Wins NCAA Titles, First Time Someone from Connecticut Didn’t Pretend to Be from New York
Less-Motivated High Schooler Accepted to All 8 Magic the Gathering Tournaments in the Chicagoland Area (Yes, Even Kenosha!)
Man on Paleo Diet Successfully Hunts Down Chicken Cutlet in Refrigerator
Viewers Shocked that HBO Show About California Contains Nudity
Willie the Wildcat Statue Already Re-Submitted to Next Year’s 10K Initiative