Haze Joins Gosling-Culkin Shirtception War
Only a matter of time before Morty joins in.
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Design Students Pitch Ideas to Add Huge Bong to Elder Patio
“It should be artsy, yet functional. I’m thinking it should also be as big as four people.”
NU Landscaping Innovates New Way To Install Trees
“Only cost 3.4 billion and four separate construction crews…”
NUmacroagressions Campaign Begins In Defense of Rich White Guys
“It’s not our fault we only have six private jets – blame the manufacturer.”
GPAs Fall 50% Due to Simultaneous Netflix/XFinity Streaming
California Chrome Wins Kentucky Derby and Most Boring Name Award
Student Refuses to Pay Student Activity Fee, Doesn’t Recognize ASG as Existing
Bulls Eliminated from Playoffs; Clippers Disqualified from Humanity
Self-Described “Euclid Fanatic” Prospie Excited to Walk through the Arc
Smithsonian Extends Collection on Civil War-Era Racism, Purchases Cliven Bundy