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Category Archives: World
Flat Earth Society Speaks Out Against Dr. Fauci: âThe Curve Does Not Existâ
“Join our movement today and reject the orb-obsessed mainstream.â
California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
âHuh? I donât remember what background anyone had. Besides, canât you just set your virtual background to anything?â
Bezos Accidentally Donates $10 Billion To Wrong Amazon
I mean, just look at the names. Thereâs the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereâs the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
Outback Steakhouse Faces Backlash for New âForest Fire Fajitasâ
The CEO Outback Steakhouse denies all wrong-doing, claiming each time that the dishes were just âthe marketing team having fun with alliterationâ and had no relation to current events.
Iran Releases List of 52 American Cultural Sites to Bomb, 43 Burger King Locations, Other 9 Jimmy Johnâs
Some of Americaâs most coveted cultural traditions find their roots in a handful of these Burger King locales.
In First Sign Of Progress, Local Kindergartners And Tree Squirrels Agree To Temporary Thanksgiving Ceasefire
The conflict most likely started when Jeremy Jones – the third-stickiest member of his kindergarden class – accidentally wiped his boogers inside the tree where Snuggles usually stores his acorns.
Whole Foods Announces New Margarine Substitute: âI Canât Believe Itâs Not âI Canât Believe Itâs Not Butterââ
âFirst margarine and now this? I didnât serve two years in the military, get dishonorably discharged, and move back in with my parents just for someone to confuse me with a quadruple negative!â
Sonic the Hedgehog Kidnapped the Royal Baby??? (Gone Wrong) (Not Clickbait)
While we cannot currently provide video, audio, or photographic evidence that this has happened, we do have blue hairs we cut off our intern that probably look like Sonicâs luscious mane.
Detective Pikachu Conveniently Loses Bodycam Footage to âStaticâ
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe weâll never know the full story.â