California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
āHuh? I donāt remember what background anyone had. Besides, canāt you just set your virtual background to anything?ā
Category Archives: World
Bezos Accidentally Donates $10 Billion To Wrong Amazon
I mean, just look at the names. Thereās the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereās the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
Outback Steakhouse Faces Backlash for New āForest Fire Fajitasā
The CEO Outback Steakhouse denies all wrong-doing, claiming each time that the dishes were just āthe marketing team having fun with alliterationā and had no relation to current events.
Iran Releases List of 52 American Cultural Sites to Bomb, 43 Burger King Locations, Other 9 Jimmy Johnās
Some of Americaās most coveted cultural traditions find their roots in a handful of these Burger King locales.
In First Sign Of Progress, Local Kindergartners And Tree Squirrels Agree To Temporary Thanksgiving Ceasefire
The conflict most likely started when Jeremy Jones – the third-stickiest member of his kindergarden class – accidentally wiped his boogers inside the tree where Snuggles usually stores his acorns.
Whole Foods Announces New Margarine Substitute: āI Canāt Believe Itās Not āI Canāt Believe Itās Not Butterāā
āFirst margarine and now this? I didnāt serve two years in the military, get dishonorably discharged, and move back in with my parents just for someone to confuse me with a quadruple negative!ā
Sonic the Hedgehog Kidnapped the Royal Baby??? (Gone Wrong) (Not Clickbait)
While we cannot currently provide video, audio, or photographic evidence that this has happened, we do have blue hairs we cut off our intern that probably look like Sonicās luscious mane.
Detective Pikachu Conveniently Loses Bodycam Footage to āStaticā
“All we know is we have a sombrero-wearing pineapple-duck who looks like he stuck a fork in a light socket. Maybe weāll never know the full story.ā
Urkel Found Looking Ashamed at Notre Dame Ruins: āDid I Do That?ā
Urkel has been locked 24/7 in a small, heavily guarded cell in a classified location, but his lawyers have reported that heās enthusiastic that heāll get off because āthereās always the next episodeā.
International Student From Scotland Pulls Plex Fire Alarm: āIt Reminds Me Of The Music Back Homeā
āA dināt mean tae cause no āarm. A was jesā āavinā a bad dae!”