āIāve tried to talk to him and make sure heās doing ok, but he kept shouting about land disputes between Kosovo and Serbia,ā explained a close friend, who wished to remain anonymous.
In recent months, the FDA has released several warnings about certain hand sanitizer companies producing faulty content. This downgrade in average quality of hand sanitizer has concerned epidemiologists and doctors alike, but most perturbed are longtime self-proclaimed members of the hand sanitizer fandom. āItās just disappointing,ā said Sandy Teiser, 33. āEven my son, who would never wash his hands when toldālet alone use soapānow carries five bottles of half-rate hand sanitizer everywhere he goes. Thereās no way to distinguish between
āWe knew heād dig himself into a hole sooner or later.”
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āHuh? I donāt remember what background anyone had. Besides, canāt you just set your virtual background to anything?ā
I mean, just look at the names. Thereās the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereās the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
The CEO Outback Steakhouse denies all wrong-doing, claiming each time that the dishes were just āthe marketing team having fun with alliterationā and had no relation to current events.
Some of Americaās most coveted cultural traditions find their roots in a handful of these Burger King locales.
The conflict most likely started when Jeremy Jones – the third-stickiest member of his kindergarden class – accidentally wiped his boogers inside the tree where Snuggles usually stores his acorns.
āFirst margarine and now this? I didnāt serve two years in the military, get dishonorably discharged, and move back in with my parents just for someone to confuse me with a quadruple negative!ā