Ann Coulter Knows What It’s Like to Feel Unsafe in White Suburban Neighborhood
Coulter felt like she was a changed woman after definitely having experienced what some of the “urbanites” do.
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Steve Hagerty in Cahoots with Russian Studies Department
“A few days before the election, our headquarters were broken into. I almost didn’t notice until I tripped on a heavily annotated copy of Dostoevsky’s The Idiot.”
White House to Hunt Journalists Instead of Eggs This Easter
But Trump has held firm during this criticism, tweeting out that “shooting journalists is a great activity for our nation’s kids; how else are they going to learn how to get rid of fake news.”
Meme Hero Conscious of Meme History
“This perpetual tide of progress must be tended with vigilance, humanity and insight,” she stated, “and, no matter how rare your Pepe is, we must not forsake the ideals of our visionary ancestors.”
Thousands of Illegal Mexican Voters Tip Evanston Mayoral Election
Opponent Alderman Mark Tendam, expressed skepticism at Hagerty’s claim. “Are there even 3,000 undocumented people in Evanston to do this?”
Op-Ed: It’s Not Too Late for Bernie to Win
If we believe hard enough, Bernie will soon be turning those tweets into amendments.
Area Woman Forgets Trump Is President, Has 6 Solid Minutes of Peace
“Most mornings, I wake up, check my phone and see a CNN or BBC notification that Trump has gutted the EPA or said something was racist, but this morning was weirdly peaceful.”
Ethics Probe: Ivanka Must Be Paid for Feeding Her Father Blood of the Uninsured
Once aware that Ivanka’s position was textbook nepotism and that she was feeding her father the blood of those less fortunate, the House committee was forced to publicly condemn their fellow Republicans.
Jeff Sessions a Baller on the Segregated Basketball Court
Sessions, when asked to show what he got, gladly demonstrated his “legendary” skills in a pick-up game at the newly re-segregated gym in the Robert F Kennedy Department of Justice Building.
College Republicans Hastily Cancel Plans to Invite Milo Yiannopoulos
“We would never have invited someone so intentionally divisive, with such regressive views on protecting children from sexual assault.”