Count von Count Tabbed to Handle Election Recount Process
Sadly, Mr. Von Count was not able to meet with election board officials before the races were officially called.
Category Archives: Politics
Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed Slated For Fall 2020 Release
The series has been around for so long that critics arenât sure what new material Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed can offer.
New Executive Order Is Just Book of Leviticus
At press time, President Trump had already cancelled the executive order after realizing that it would have banned slander, lying, showing partiality to the rich, and of course, letting your hair become unkempt.
Prior To Resigning, Jeff Sessions Jails One More Minority For âOld Timesâ Sakeâ
“I knew that I had to go out with one last humdinger.â
JB Pritzker Launches Two Month Long âThank Youâ Ad Campaign
âI thought, âNo, that’s not possible. I thought we were done with this. Why is he back? For Godâs sake, why is he back?ââ
Journalist Killing Breaks Long Tradition of Free Speech and Progressivism in Saudi Arabia
The international community has been bewildered, with multiple UN representatives expressing disbelief over the historically peaceful Middle-Eastern nation suddenly cracking down on freedom of the press.
Op-ed: Stop Looking at the Climate While itâs Changing, You Perverts!
Hereâs the bottom line: if the climate is changing, you look away! Stop measuring the weather and making your graphs, and shut your eyes, for Christâs sake!
Trump Apologizes for Mistreatment of Elizabeth Warren, Admits He Was Wrong
Trumpâs speech has been widely regarded as a shining example of political decency and civility. Many are also applauding his masterful turn of phrase and elegant use of language in his speech.
Students Donât Know if They Should Be More Stressed About Midterm Exams or Elections
âYoung people must take time to research candidates in order to make informed decisions at the polls. But I also have a chem midterm on Wednesday and know nothing.â
“âPerjuryâ Is the Name of a Drinking Game,â Explains Kavanaugh
In an interview with ABC News today, Justice Brett Kavanaugh explained that the âPerjuryâ mentioned in his high school yearbook is a drinking game and not a felony.