Local Mobster Can’t Believe You’re Asking Him If He Stole 4,500 COVID Tests On The Day of His Daughter’s Wedding
âAuthority. Betrayal. And super-spreader events.â
Category Archives: Politics
Wildcat Geogame Under Fire from UN After Claiming Saxony âPart of Greater Polandâ
The geogame clarified, âBolesĆaw I the Brave, Duke of Poland, claimed Saxony for Greater Poland in 1002.â
Joe Biden Dazzles White House Press Corps by Driving New Electric Truck Over Journalist at Top Speed
After a lightning-fast lap around the facility, Biden continued speeding directly towards the group of journalists unobserved, aided by the silence of the new state-of-the-art electric engine. However, they were soon made aware of his presence as he ran over the journalist who had earlier asked him for comment at top speed.
Goldilocks Publishes New Opinion Piece “Just Right: The Way Forward For American Politics”
âThey would simply shove you whatever cold porridge they have, and you would be expected to not only eat it, but share it with a bunch of lazy freeloaders and pay taxes on it!â
Lucky the Leprechaun Ousted From Cereal Brand After Association with IRA is Uncovered.
For years the mascotâs political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
Potential Biden Cabinet: President-Elect Eyeing SkyÀllsborg, Jill Biden Believes Grönkulla Matches Kitchen Counters Better
“Biden confused reporters with his inability to clarify whether he was talking about a person or furniture.”
Pence blames prostate exam on his exploratory phase in college, tells wife âI will do better next timeâ
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.
Elderly Trump Supporters Find New Love on Boomr
âI just really needed him to find someone fast so we could talk about baseball again, and I needed to weed out any liberal grandmas or âsnowflakesâ,â
âRunninâ with the Devilâ Tribute to Van Halen at Mike Pence Speech Probably a Bad Idea in Hindsight
Vice President Pence supports the presidentâs Christian values and would not be Trumpâs running mate if he had any ties with Satan.â
Teen Supports Decision to Reopen America after Mother Finishes Third James Patterson Novel this Week
Until recently, local teenager Jenny Dorn was an avid supporter of the governmentâs decision to continue the coronavirus lockdown until scientists declare that a slow reopening can safely begin. However, she had a change of heart after her mother finished reading her third James Patterson novel this week. âLike most socially-conscious teens of my age, I thought that ending the lockdown within the near future would be disastrous,â Dorn wrote in a widely shared Change.org petition. âThen my mom cracked