Alessio Manti: Actually A Light Bulb Salesman
EVANSTONâAfter his defeat in Wednesdayâs vital ASG election, certain facts about Claireâs opponent have come to light concerning his true agenda. Alessio Manti, long thought to be striving for a piece of the political pie, is in actuality a simple vendor of incandescent lights, as evidenced by his most prominent campaign icon, an âAâ inside one of the devices. However, thanks to an overeager student body and his deep, sonorous voice easily confusable with that of a politician, he was