After taking a trip to the pork supplier itself, The Flipside has discovered what is keeping the meat from flowing: protesters. The pigs of Chipotle have decided that they have had enough and have taken to the streets to protest for better conditions.
Your relative was honored for his recent work on a study of the shooting of an unarmed African American teenager by a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri.
Northwestern University’s College Republicans recently announced that former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum will be speaking in Fisk Hall on Wednesday, November 19.
The council passed a new ordinance today mandating that no individual under the age of 21 within the city limits may go to a publicly accessible restroom without parental supervision.
“It was outrageous!” said Andrei Karamazov, while knocking back a flask of clear liquid that he insisted was “potato soup.”
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.
“Everyone talks about Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers graduating from NU, but how are we supposed to know about Rahm Emanuel? I’m from here and I didn’t even know Chicago had a mayor,” said sophomore Johnny Howard.
“I don’t think sex is necessary for a hookup,” argued Gender and Sexuality professor Jezebel Ross. “It’s got to get to third base though.”
Inhabitants of the city, now known as Indigenous Persons, are overwhelmingly in favor of the change as well.
I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.