ASG Presidential candidate Mark Nox has announced that he would be suspending his campaign following the leak of an embarrassing Middle School recess video by an anonymous source.
“Black House, they love me! Hilel, they love me! Social Justice Warriors, they love me! Morty himself, he loves me!”
This completely ineffectual student government is proud to fight oppression whenever we can.
Carson was seen playing the slots, going to strip clubs, drinking heavily, and gambling away his entire campaign fund throughout his tryst in Las Vegas.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently announced that he will be dropping his presidential campaign and picking up a sandwich.
The National Rifle Association decided this past Tuesday to file a formal lawsuit against Columbia University for their embrace of trigger warnings.
EVANSTON – Following recent nationwide unrest and several related demonstrations on Northwestern’s campus, ASG has passed a resolution condemning race. The bill passed 44-1. ASG Executive Vice President Christina Star, WCAS ’16, expressed her avid support for the bill. “When you look at the news, it’s pretty clear that race is a very hot issue right now. Lots of people are upset about it. We, as Associated Student Government, strongly believe in condemning things our students are upset about. This
The situation in France has worsened to a point that FOX News, yesterday, just decided to announce that in the scheme of things, “France is DEAD.”
After taking a trip to the pork supplier itself, The Flipside has discovered what is keeping the meat from flowing: protesters. The pigs of Chipotle have decided that they have had enough and have taken to the streets to protest for better conditions.
Your relative was honored for his recent work on a study of the shooting of an unarmed African American teenager by a white police officer in Ferguson, Missouri.