“I—despite being a straight, rich, white male conservative—feel like I can be the best ally to people upset at how the world chews up and spits out the little guy.”
“When I look through all of these candidates, I just see a bunch of old out-of-touch men I’d never want to shoot heroin with, but Quinn is something different.”
To my knowledge, Morty is not black, or any other race other than white.
“Trump has always been a very sensitive soul and he has always cared very deeply for the opinion of the American people.”
“Many of us have returns in our trunks and they’re having a great sale—20% off to accommodate the 20% less we get on our paychecks.”
While congressional Democrats have cited Mr. Vutin’s connections to Russian politics as both risky and say that he “isn’t even trying anymore,” President-Elect Trump stands by his candidate.
The address will be supplemented by recurring segments on fashion trends, daily sports picks, and live reactions to Trump tweets.
The truly unpresidented move comes as a surprise for the country, though it is not unusual considering his string of cabinet nominations that seem to involve people whose beliefs represent the opposite of the jobs to which they were appointed.
So far, IHOP executives are “excited to have him aboard” and describe him as doing a very good job.
The Trump transition team suggested that the job offer was Hillary’s biggest win since the popular vote.