I make around 10 Quizlets for every class and according to the company, I am a “top creator,” because my sets get upwards of 12 studiers every day. They pay me in motivational quotes and cases of Celsius.
“Breathe in for 4… hold for 7… and as you’re holding, picture your greatest enemy”
One word. Six letters. You probably glance at them every single day before you look up whatever depraved topic is on your mind—but do you really SEE them?? I do. I see them. I see the greatness of the Google logo, and its potential for continued greatness, specifically in the line of work that is oral pleasure. Firstly, listen to the name itself. Google. Such a pleasant repetition of sounds in a unique combination. It’s a treat to roll the
As King Charles sat on his secondary throne staring at his massive dick, he thought to himself, “Oi mate, those jolly blokes near the pyramids deserve a wank of me knickers.” With that decree, he contacted President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to confirm the exchange.
My client talked about how he felt like half a human, and all I could think about was getting my hands on a half-pound burger.
Famous for its groundbreaking junction of education, music, and, um, junctions, the iconic educational institute Schoolhouse Rock has come under fire for its recent book ban. The administration has begun removing a variety of books from shelves that they have deemed to be harmful to the student body, including To Kill a Mockingbird and “Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your LGBTQ+ Here.” In a press conference on Tuesday, the Principal of Schoolhouse Rock, Dr. Justin A. Bill, stated, “Our children should
Unfortunately, I recently found myself in a situation I never thought possible; facing the consequences of my own actions.
ValueChild Homers, Evanston’s local child adoption center, has announced their annual fire sale. In order to reduce inventory, ValueChild Homers is offering up to 50% off their original prices, and the Evanston community couldn’t be more excited.
In honor of Bee-One-Gee basketball starting up again, our dedicated sports journalists here at The Flipside asked our own Wildcat Men’s Basketball Team where they were when Gene Wilder died. Brooks Barnhizer: I was at home with my family, when suddenly we got the call to turn the TV on to the news. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes, that he was really gone. I knew right then and there that our country would never be the same. Ty Berry:
“I mean, it was probably one of the weirdest films I’ve ever seen. Like I was cringing in the theater,” she continued, without knowing that the bus fire will claim Amanda as its only casualty.