Disaster! Roommate Who Calls Shoes “foot prisons” Begins Caucasian Loc Journey
Maybe the fumes from his annual Burning Man trips gave him brain damage
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5 Minute Crafts Debuts Tutorial On How To Mold Soft Infant Heads Into Nice Centerpiece Vase
The social media page “5 Minute Crafts” has been known to post some kooky content in the past ranging from weird to downright insane. It’s almost like the channel has lost its way and has sacrificed pragmatism for clickbait. Their latest creation, though, is no mere fluff piece. 5 Minute Crafts finally reconnected with their roots and debuted a tutorial we can all appreciate: “How to Mold an Infant’s Soft Skull Into a Nice Centerpiece Vase.” Normally, children are loud,
Porn Parody Of Superbowl: “Superballs: Queefs vs 69ers,” To Also Feature Usher As Halftime Entertainment
“I’ve been a fan of the Superballs series since probably day one,” said Usher in an exclusive Skype interview. “Being the first official halftime headliner of Superballs is a dream come true for me. That’s honestly the only reason why I said yes to the Super Bowl, because I knew that the Superballs call was right around the corner.”
Chiefs And 49ers Have “Worked it Out,” Super Bowl Cancelled This Year
Despite outcry from fans and haters alike, the a Chiefs spokesperson told the media that “it’s just a lot of work for one day” and “really, [they’re] doing the world a favor by preventing food waste from untouched Super Bowl spreads.”
Despicable Me 4 Trailer Reveals Minions Led The January 6 Attack
This past Sunday, Universal Pictures released the trailer for Despicable Me 4, revealing not only the studio’s plan of milking this franchise until its teats fall off, but also the minions’ participation in the January 6 attack on the US Capitol. Recovered security tapes shows the small tic-tac-shaped insurrectionists using their overwhelming numbers to create a living ladder to scale the Capitol’s outer fences and swarm security personnel. There is also footage of the minions replacing historical artwork with humorless
Ask Flippy: If You’re Gonna Use my Famous 400-Term Quizlet to get an A in Psych 110 Without Asking, Could You At Least Leave a 5-Star Review?
I make around 10 Quizlets for every class and according to the company, I am a “top creator,” because my sets get upwards of 12 studiers every day. They pay me in motivational quotes and cases of Celsius.
Local Wellness Guru Uses Morning Sun Salutations as Dedicated Time to Plot Revenge
“Breathe in for 4… hold for 7… and as you’re holding, picture your greatest enemy”
Op-Ed: I Feel Like the Google Logo Gives Good Head
One word. Six letters. You probably glance at them every single day before you look up whatever depraved topic is on your mind—but do you really SEE them?? I do. I see them. I see the greatness of the Google logo, and its potential for continued greatness, specifically in the line of work that is oral pleasure. Firstly, listen to the name itself. Google. Such a pleasant repetition of sounds in a unique combination. It’s a treat to roll the
Diplomatic Agreement Reached: Piece of King Charles’ Enlarged Prostate to be Displayed in Egyptian Museum
As King Charles sat on his secondary throne staring at his massive dick, he thought to himself, “Oi mate, those jolly blokes near the pyramids deserve a wank of me knickers.” With that decree, he contacted President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to confirm the exchange.
“OH MY GOD I DON’T FUCKING CARE”: The 7 Words That Lost Me My Therapy Job
My client talked about how he felt like half a human, and all I could think about was getting my hands on a half-pound burger.