“All first- and second-year students can come visit campus once this winter, if they want,” said Schapiro. “You know, as a treat.”
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”.
“Both candy corn and its enjoyers have no taste, will show up uninvited at your Halloween parties and can, if so compelled, clog up your ear.”
“I mean for Zeus’ sake, we’ve barely just invented math, we don’t have time for philosophy!”
I know that people assume I am a pretentious asshole who is completely full of myself. All of these assumptions are valid.
“You’re not a sexy cat, or a sexy maid, or a sexy bottle of Suave Men 3 in 1 Citrus Rush Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash. You’re just your sad little self, and that should be enough.”
When asked why the teens had been smiling and pointing into the distance excitedly for so long, Hernandez, Sanchez, and Gonzalez were unable to answer definitively.
“I’ve tried to talk to him and make sure he’s doing ok, but he kept shouting about land disputes between Kosovo and Serbia,” explained a close friend, who wished to remain anonymous.
Her professor responded thirty seconds later, replying “sure that wold be fine -sent from my iPad.”