Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
âI got a text from Color last night saying âWhat that mouth do?ââ
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Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
âI think I really just needed some alone time,â says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriendâs apartment building.
High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting âWhy Northeasternâ Application Essay
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
What Ho! A Dame Hath Initiated Courtship!
After using your scholarly advice of presenting her with my own kerchief, I roused up the manly courage to tell her that I found her to be one of the most vexing maidens I hath laid mine eyes upon.
Instagram Announces that Theyâll Automatically Block the Story Feature From All Theatre Kids Doing Takeovers On Opening Night
A whopping 78% actually report the accounts that posted the stories for spam content
Local Econ Bro Implodes After Being Asked âWhy Canât We Just Print More Money?â
The Evanston Fire Department arrived on scene immediately after Martin literally erupted in flames.
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.
This Weekâs Horoscopes: Celestial Bodies Predict Future with No Evidence!
The world doesnât make sense right now and you probably havenât put on real pants since Marchâso why bother with âscienceâ and âproofâ when nothing seems to work anymore? Itâs time to turn to a safe and secure way to predict your future using the method wholly endorsed by Whole Foods shoppers and the aunt who gives you crystals without consent. Find out how your monotonous days of quarantine may soon change below! Ariesâ Maybe the real vaccine is the
Lucky the Leprechaun Ousted From Cereal Brand After Association with IRA is Uncovered.
For years the mascotâs political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
Northwestern Students Relieved to Learn Marriage Pact Isn’t Legally Binding
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?