“You and all our readers know that I take a particularly hard stance on crime â more specifically, that itâs often the best way to make some good of a bad situation!”
“I really donât know the differences between a pyramid scheme and multi-level marketing. Iâm not like you ivory-tower econ bros, who only fantasize about the supply-and-demand curves.”
The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
âMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyâs skull is more important than footballâ
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.
Hear me, readers and friends, and hear me well! I have found, through multitudinous encounters and experiences, that women aplenty â particularly those born after the year 1666 â know to do little more than consume stew, water thine horses, and blaspheme!
Nathaniel Bittingerâs parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
âPlus, this really isnât so differentâMr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of âem.â
He might live with his mom, but he also lives in your girlfriendâs dreams.