Hear me, readers and friends, and hear me well! I have found, through multitudinous encounters and experiences, that women aplenty ā particularly those born after the year 1666 ā know to do little more than consume stew, water thine horses, and blaspheme!
Nathaniel Bittingerās parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
āPlus, this really isnāt so differentāMr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of āem.ā
He might live with his mom, but he also lives in your girlfriendās dreams.
All you need is a couple extra straps (courtesy of Pitney Bowes) and a plastic knife from the dining hall to carve out a hole for the head.
After reaching out to the pug, who refused to comment, I sat under a tree for 49 days, wailing and tearing my hair, until I reached enlightenment.
“Piggybacking off of that, I just think the way they phrased it was really well. Well-phrased. Which time?”
Now, was either film actually any good? Was one better than the other? Iām not sure.
In the aftermath of the theft, the one swab, dubbed āOle Faithfulā, could be found lying underneath the ransacked shelves of its fallen brethren.