Use old, ancient wisdum [sic] of 20 suncycle [sic] on mothr [sic] Urth [sic] and smarts for smart thing, ask queschun [sic]: âcan i (Borbra Smartbrain Elder Sciencer) eat tihs cactis?â [sic]
Itâs important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think âWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,â and âDo you think she actually followed what was going on in âInception,â because it kind of seems like it?â
âThe scarab-beetle black of the tunic really made his pale, malnourished face pop.â
âThat Gemini Manâs been after my skin ever since we finished filming, but I never would have thought heâd hit Chris Rock while I was practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror,â Smith said.
âI canât do this pushinâ P shit anymore, man,â the âLemonadeâ rapper lamented through tears via Instagram Live earlier this morning. âAll I can get out is blood and little rocks, and the whole time it burns like hell – this ainât P, dude. Like, literally. Look at this. Does that look like P to you?.â
Your momâs house is proving to be an incredibly popular destination with many Northwestern students.
A new TikTok trend has gained popularity with men over forty and anyone suffering under late-stage capitalism. The #poemsbywillieloman trend went viral after account posted a series of videos of him speeding home while violently shaking his head to the beat of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, with this poem written in the caption:
His savvy entrepreneurship made him the BANE of the Union Pacific Railroad!
If only I had worn my green velvet dress to the residential college boardâs Christmas party last winter â surely Archibald would have asked for my hand!
Figora and Northwestern are not afraid to stand down in the face of danger