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“You want a what?” Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve “Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it”

November 18, 2022 Flippy Leave a comment

Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the “drink of choice” of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on “bringing good vibes” than

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Paddle Aside, Pipsqueaks: Big Kids Take Over Pool with Game of “Macro Polo”

November 17, 2022 Nathaniel Unger Leave a comment

After a flurry of pointing fingers, entitled cries, and insults too obscene for young ears or Flipside reader eyes, the parents who organized each party settled on the inevitable truth: their children had the audacity to be born on the same day.

Lack of Red Wave Attributed to Republicans not getting a “Triple-thick Black and White Milkshake” after Voting

November 16, 2022 Kyra Lesmerises Leave a comment

Some Republicans are calling fraud about who got a triple-thick black and white milkshake or not, specifically regarding the milk-makeup of the shake. “If you got oat milk instead of real milk it shouldn’t count,” representative Lauren Boebert remarked. “Any weak Lib who can’t handle real American milk is not a real American.”

Read more Featured, No. 356, Politics, Year 15

Ask Flippy: Kamala Harris Ghosted Me on Wednesday Morning After I Sent Her $100. Am I Being Too Eager?

November 15, 2022 Jack Lin Leave a comment

I was so excited to finally have a threesome with Joe and Kamala!

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Pulled-Over Driver Coolly Plays Off Shitty Driving Ability: “I was just a bit drunk, officer”

November 14, 2022 Spencer Davis One comment

“You see, cops, they’re never really looking to arrest anyone—so you just gotta play it cool if you get approached by one,” Driver claimed, while sitting in a holding cell at the local police station.

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Rogue Engineering Professor Found Tampering with Bikes of Students who Failed Midterm

November 6, 2022 Flippy Leave a comment

e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last week’s midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because “If they had learned anything from my class, they would’ve been able to fix the bikes.”

Ask Flippy: (From Math Student) Where On Canvas Are These Taylor Series Due At Midnight And Why Do I Need Apple Music To Solve It?

November 2, 2022 Corbin Diaz Leave a comment

I tried asking what sort of problems they were talking about but they just told me I was the problem? That I was some sort of anti-hero? Do they mean antiderivatives? I’ve also been checking the announcements on our math canvas page but all I see is the professor posting the homework due four months from now and seven messages about the TA changing his office hours.

Read more Ask Flippy, Featured, No. 354, Year 15

Ten Halloween Costumes That Will Only Get You Canceled on South Campus

October 31, 2022 Ilana Arougheti Leave a comment

4. Fossil Fuel and Fracking Rig
Divest from YOUR morals tonight, as long as you stay north of Tech. Pro tip: crude oil makes for a fantastic waterproof eyeliner.

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