Op-Ed: It’s Not Too Late for Bernie to Win
If we believe hard enough, Bernie will soon be turning those tweets into amendments.
Category Archives: Opinion
Op-Ed: My Roommate’s Night-Screaming is Oddly Comforting
My roommate’s personality has made Northwestern bearable for me—be it through his humor, spontaneity, determination, or, of course, his oddly comforting night-screaming.
Op-Ed: Halloween Not as Scary as Your Family’s Expectations
At least Leatherface doesn’t care how your last interview went.
Op-Ed: Northwestern Needs to Eliminate the Daily
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
Op-Ed: I Guess Now We Can Just Slightly Fondle Mayfest
Mayfest was already asked to endure a hardcore pounding for a whole year, so a more subtle and sensual approach could act as better positive encouragement.
The duck why this fallen: 2016 Dillo
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
Op-Ed: How Did My Econ Class End Up as a Dialogue on Women’s Reproductive Rights?
I just sat there in my chair, wondering how this happened and trying not to be labelled a gay-hating misogynist with a small penis for wanting to get back to the lecture.
Op-Ed: I Didn’t Know Kanye Made an Album About my Gardener
I mean I had no idea. Pablo never once told me he had any sort of relationship with Kanye. The man is insanely modest.
Op Ed: Plexican is Cultural Appropriation
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
Stucker: Geese and the Subtler Forms of Geesism
Rhetoric on NU’s campus roils with a strong undercurrent of geesism.