
Op-Ed: Yes, My Zoom Photo is My Headshot. I Hate Myself as Much as You Hate Me

I know that people assume I am a pretentious asshole who is completely full of myself. All of these assumptions are valid.
I know that people assume I am a pretentious asshole who is completely full of myself. All of these assumptions are valid.
Taking advantage of the popularity of Among Us, Northwestern has decided to create a similar game to encourage students to complete tasks that they usually avoid, such as signing up for the NCA career fair.
I found the perfect rainbow tube top at Urban this summer. Ever since then, I’ve been looking for the right pair of funky shorts, to no avail.
What better way, then, to light aflame the hearts and minds of my classmates than by plastering my puckered ass skin all over their laptop screens?
I’ve read other film critics reviews spouting out nonsense about how the movie was a masterful display of how capitalism pits societal classes against each other, but I don’t believe this was really the major point of the film. I understood Bong Joon-ho’s message that middle-aged people who live in their parents’ basement should get the same respect as everyone else.
The Popular Kids are popular precisely because they’re simultaneously “cool” and “hot”. Well I don’t like that- so for once I’ve decided to support climate change.
Yes, let me assure you, I will certainly not be getting Disney Plus – or, as I think it should be called, Lib-ney Plus!
I would do anything for you, Ricardo – except dance for 30 hours.
As any new Northwestern student who googles “what is improv” five minutes before their audition knows, the only rule to the Chicago-founded comedic art form is saying “yes.” But if that’s the case, then why did every improv group on campus say “no” to me? I’m talking Titanic, Mee-Ow, ODB, The Bix, even the Panini Players. They all said “no.” I didn’t even get a single callback. I say they’re a bunch of hypocrites. If they were really committed to the
This film is his first “talkie” and boy does he talkie a lot.