
Asshole Student Group Paints Over Emotionally Charged Message on Rock with Lame Advertisements for their Stupid Club

What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
Remember to recycle your plastic handles because it’s #greencup
While campaigning for ASG President last year, Zorn listed her political inspirations as Kim-Jong Un, Joseph Kony, and “that evil woman in Ghostbusters.”
When I was three years old, my Pa-Paw handed me a bucket of corn and told me to get to work. I’d never done this before, but three-year-old me picked it right up.
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
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I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.
The waiter brought us an appetizer that he called something like “Eddie-Mommy.” I looked over at Don and said, “By the stars, he’s trying to feed us soybeans!”
Is the wage gap between campus publications a result of discrimination? The underlying cause is uncertain, but jumping to conclusions in the absence of proof is totally logical.
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?