âThey would simply shove you whatever cold porridge they have, and you would be expected to not only eat it, but share it with a bunch of lazy freeloaders and pay taxes on it!â
âDesperate times call for desperate measures,â admitted Anthony Fauci in a joint statement with FDA director Stephen Hahn. âWeâre not proud to be using Juulâs playbook, but damn, if they didnât have a move or two in there.â
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.
“Biden confused reporters with his inability to clarify whether he was talking about a person or furniture.”
Over the last 8 months, the world has anxiously awaited the development of a cure for COVID-19. However, Pfizer has announced a new vaccine that successfully protects 90% of all people who take it against COVID-19. While many see this as the end-all to coronavirus, others are skeptical over the efficacy of the vaccine. âEver since I signed up to test the vaccine, my balls have been itchingâ, said Jay Mast, who asked to remain anonymous, âat first I thought
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.
“Both candy corn and its enjoyers have no taste, will show up uninvited at your Halloween parties and can, if so compelled, clog up your ear.”
I took it upon myself to travel to The Skeld to investigate just how good of a democracy they have.
âI really feel for Olâ Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinâ, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itâs truly a tragedy of our generation.â