In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
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Damn It! Kickass Sermon Rudely Interrupted by Rapture
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.
âActually, War Crimes Require a Formal Declaration of War. What We do Are Just Run-of-the-Mill Human Rights Violationsâ Says Department of Defense
âSemantically speaking, war crimes requires a war, and we have not formally declared war since the 1940s.”
Goldilocks Publishes New Opinion Piece “Just Right: The Way Forward For American Politics”
âThey would simply shove you whatever cold porridge they have, and you would be expected to not only eat it, but share it with a bunch of lazy freeloaders and pay taxes on it!â
FDA to Approve Vaccine in Fun, Kid-Friendly Flavors Such as âTootie Fruity Immunityâ
âDesperate times call for desperate measures,â admitted Anthony Fauci in a joint statement with FDA director Stephen Hahn. âWeâre not proud to be using Juulâs playbook, but damn, if they didnât have a move or two in there.â
High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting âWhy Northeasternâ Application Essay
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.
Potential Biden Cabinet: President-Elect Eyeing SkyÀllsborg, Jill Biden Believes Grönkulla Matches Kitchen Counters Better
“Biden confused reporters with his inability to clarify whether he was talking about a person or furniture.”
Pfizer Reports Vaccine Effective For 90% of People! Other 10% Contract Chlamydia.
Over the last 8 months, the world has anxiously awaited the development of a cure for COVID-19. However, Pfizer has announced a new vaccine that successfully protects 90% of all people who take it against COVID-19. While many see this as the end-all to coronavirus, others are skeptical over the efficacy of the vaccine. âEver since I signed up to test the vaccine, my balls have been itchingâ, said Jay Mast, who asked to remain anonymous, âat first I thought
Pence blames prostate exam on his exploratory phase in college, tells wife âI will do better next timeâ
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.