Columbus, Ohio changes name to Indigenous People, OH
Inhabitants of the city, now known as Indigenous Persons, are overwhelmingly in favor of the change as well.
Category Archives: Nation
Op-Ed: We’ll Never Forget How Maya Angelou Sat Down On That Bus
It’s hard to know what to do now. Our figure is gone, our lamp in the darkness of inequality. When Martin Luther King Jr. died, when Malcolm X died, we knew we still had one bastion of justice.
[Small Town Issue] Titonka Police Blotter
The Titonka Fire Dept. was called to George, 64, and Helen, 62, Reynolds’ home late Saturday evening to extinguish a small fire in the couple’s backyard. The fire is thought to have been set by misguided youths.
STUDY: Walking with Chipotle Bag More Dangerous Than Walking With a Million Dollars
It should be noted that when the Chipotle bags contained a burrito with guacamole on it, the rate of assault went up %1.80 as compared with the burritos without guacamole.
Mother’s Day Spawns Chaos in Lesbian Household
The two wives debated the extent to which Mother’s Day was a means for people who love each other to express their feelings or yet further evidence of institutionalized sexism within our great nation’s borders.
Man Eats Both Nature Valley Granola Bars at Once Like a Goddamn Barbarian
“Frankly, we at Nature Valley find this behavior a violation of our product, and Torrey’s eating habits in no way reflect the kind of consumer we wish to attract,” said John Baringer, president of public relations at Nature Valley. “Seriously, what a goddamn ape.”
Area Man Dons Pirate Hat While Streaming Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Davenport insisted that he was not wearing the pirate hat because the movie he was watching was about pirates. “I AM a pirate,” said Davenport. “I wear this hat all the time!”
Chet Haze (SoC ’13) To Take Over Colbert Report
Haze’s Grade-A video production talents, sophisticated eloquence and thoughtful comments made him an ideal candidate for the position, in addition to his strong social media presence and Vine game.
Candy Company Releases Chocolate Passover Bunny
The “Passover Bunny” was designed to capture the joy of hunting for colorful Easter eggs while remembering the blood, sweat and tears of one’s ancestors.
Motivational Poster Completely Changes Student’s Life
“I had been planning to slack off the rest of my time here,” said McIntosh. “But when I saw that sign, I realized I need to take responsibility for my own life.”