
Ebola Tries to Rebrand Itself a Fad Diet

âItâs like a less-extreme weight-loss supplement. Our ancestors believed in the power of bloodletting, and, the way we see it, Ebola has a similar effect.”
âItâs like a less-extreme weight-loss supplement. Our ancestors believed in the power of bloodletting, and, the way we see it, Ebola has a similar effect.”
After a series of very public fights between world-famous country star Taylor Swift and her perennial on-and-off-again fling with Spotify users, the singer did what she does best: she wrote a vengeful breakup song.
âI donât think sex is necessary for a hookup,â argued Gender and Sexuality professor Jezebel Ross. âItâs got to get to third base though.â
Inhabitants of the city, now known as Indigenous Persons, are overwhelmingly in favor of the change as well.
Itâs hard to know what to do now. Our figure is gone, our lamp in the darkness of inequality. When Martin Luther King Jr. died, when Malcolm X died, we knew we still had one bastion of justice.
The Titonka Fire Dept. was called to George, 64, and Helen, 62, Reynolds’ home late Saturday evening to extinguish a small fire in the coupleâs backyard. The fire is thought to have been set by misguided youths.
It should be noted that when the Chipotle bags contained a burrito with guacamole on it, the rate of assault went up %1.80 as compared with the burritos without guacamole.
The two wives debated the extent to which Motherâs Day was a means for people who love each other to express their feelings or yet further evidence of institutionalized sexism within our great nationâs borders.
âFrankly, we at Nature Valley find this behavior a violation of our product, and Torreyâs eating habits in no way reflect the kind of consumer we wish to attract,â said John Baringer, president of public relations at Nature Valley. âSeriously, what a goddamn ape.â
Davenport insisted that he was not wearing the pirate hat because the movie he was watching was about pirates. âI AM a pirate,â said Davenport. âI wear this hat all the time!â