
BREAKING: Caitlyn Jenner Just Sneezed

Following her famous photoshoot for Vanity Fair, media sources have confirmed that Caitlyn Jenner has indeed just sneezed.
Following her famous photoshoot for Vanity Fair, media sources have confirmed that Caitlyn Jenner has indeed just sneezed.
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Why not make your mother happy for once? You know that she wants the D, so why not give it to her?
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
Look, I donât want to make assumptions, but itâs just that I have a feeling deep down in my cartilage that you are upset with me, and I think I know why.
Nicki Minaj will be trademarking âAnaconda,â annoying herpetologists everywhere, who only just recently were able to claim to be studying the Amazonian snake without being questioned about the snake’s opinions on buns.
Dubbed âcrossbow-gate,â the Patriotsâ latest tactic is projected to push the odds to the Patriotsâ favor. Studies show that football teams that use crossbows win 97% of the time against teams that do not use crossbows.
Willow: I mean Iâm just doing what I do, and I donât know how to not do what I do, but if they had Willo day or something, I would definitely do what I do here on that specific day.
âThe word âBrownsâ simply has too many negative connotations. Itâs not just that the color is synonymous with dirt and filth. We donât want people to think that our league hates both Indians and Indians!â
After drawing lots, the starving group members were forced to kill and eat Samuel Crafice, Donnerâs twenty-threeâyear-old coworker.