Uncle A Little Too Interested In Your Hookups
Throughout Thanksgiving dinner, your uncle repeatedly led the conversation back to your fall quarter hookups, asking questions that nobody at the table wanted to hear.
Category Archives: Nation
Governor Rauner Warms Hands by Fire of Burning Quran
“These Qurans sure burn hot and fast.”
Morty Frantically Invites All Minorities to Dinner Party
“It’s a completely normal thing I do every year, that I should do every year.”
Westboro Baptist Church pickets Westboro Baptist Church
“We’ve been angry with the hypocrisy of mainline Christianity for a very long time, but we can no longer deny our own disregard for God’s true law,” member Steve Drain said.
Native American on Margarine Container Marginalized
Longtime Land O’Lakes product model Alaqua Begay recently spoken out through social media against the blanket of ignorance towards indigenous peoples.
BREAKING: Caitlyn Jenner Just Sneezed
Following her famous photoshoot for Vanity Fair, media sources have confirmed that Caitlyn Jenner has indeed just sneezed.
4 Steps to Get Your Ideal Dad Bod in 30 Days
Your beverage of choice should be beer, and when we say beverage of choice, we mean the ONLY ACCEPTABLE BEVERAGE. Start knocking back those PBRs and Busch Lights now to give you a head start.
Give Your Mother a Penis for Mother’s Day
Why not make your mother happy for once? You know that she wants the D, so why not give it to her?
OPINION: America is Ready for a First Man
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
A Love Letter from Left Shark to Right Shark
Look, I don’t want to make assumptions, but it’s just that I have a feeling deep down in my cartilage that you are upset with me, and I think I know why.