Marginalized Voices Thankful to Be Misrepresented By Mainstream Sympathizers
“It’s awesome to be dragged along as a convenient symbol in a self-righteous display of social awareness.”
Category Archives: Nation
Nobody Large Enough to Fill Scalia’s Seat
President Ronald Regan appointed Scalia to the court in 1986, and throughout Scalia’s years on the court he played a sizeable role in many influential cases.
Chris Christie Drops Campaign, Picks up Sandwich
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently announced that he will be dropping his presidential campaign and picking up a sandwich.
Op Ed: It’s Time for Paid Fraternity Leave
“Paid fraternity leave will end discrimination based on Greek affiliation and make our society better because of it.”
Elizabeth Tisdahl and Donald Trump: A Comparison
This is a comparison of the viewpoints of Trump and Tisdahl on important national and regional issues.
Jeb Bush Misses Half Money Deadline, Calls Dad
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Lottery Winner Spends Entire Winnings on Lottery
In an interview with The Flipside, Withers said that after “minutes upon minutes” of non-impulsive consideration, she felt that this was the most guaranteed way to continue making money off of her winnings.
NRA Sues Columbia for Using Trigger Warnings
The National Rifle Association decided this past Tuesday to file a formal lawsuit against Columbia University for their embrace of trigger warnings.
REPORT: Grandma Doesn’t Trust “The Asians”
“They’ve got a real shady look about them, you know what I mean? Their eyes are just…” she paused to stretch the skin around her own eyes outwards and demonstrate her point.
BREAKING: Jewish Mom Pesters Son
He recalled being assaulted by questions regarding his grades, workload, sleeping and hygiene habits, as well as concerns over getting into a good medical school.