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NU Football Coach Forces Players to Attend Basketball Game to âSee What Being Cheered for Looks Likeâ
According to Northwesternâs football coach, this torture was deliberate. During the off-season, he has turned to emotional tactics to try and get the Northwestern football team out of their slump.
Northwestern Administration Temporarily Suspends Community Bonding Activities After “Netflix and Schill” Backlash
âWe begged him to leave. We pounded on the doors and shouted. But he just kept smiling. He constantly told us to quiet down because âthis episode has a musical number.â
Heartwarming: The Kid Who Always Wears Shorts In Snowy Weather Hospitalized For Hypothermia
Several well-bundled witnesses claim that bystanders celebrated as the irritating brat began shivering uncontrollably on the sidewalk, an event which took place as a moderately severe snowstorm struck the Chicagoland area.Â
Itâs that time of year! Bolsonaro supporters and new pledges reflect on shared experience of ârushing seasonâ
âFor all of the students rushing, itâs all about âbeing in the house where you belongâ and âfinding the house where youâre going to fit in,ââ Sandro explained. âThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.â
âYou want a what?â Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve âNegroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in itâ
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the âdrink of choiceâ of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on âbringing good vibesâ than
Paddle Aside, Pipsqueaks: Big Kids Take Over Pool with Game of “Macro Polo”
After a flurry of pointing fingers, entitled cries, and insults too obscene for young ears or Flipside reader eyes, the parents who organized each party settled on the inevitable truth: their children had the audacity to be born on the same day.
Pulled-Over Driver Coolly Plays Off Shitty Driving Ability: âI was just a bit drunk, officerâ
âYou see, cops, theyâre never really looking to arrest anyoneâso you just gotta play it cool if you get approached by one,â Driver claimed, while sitting in a holding cell at the local police station.
Rogue Engineering Professor Found Tampering with Bikes of Students who Failed Midterm
e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last weekâs midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because âIf they had learned anything from my class, they wouldâve been able to fix the bikes.â
Ten Halloween Costumes That Will Only Get You Canceled on South Campus
4. Fossil Fuel and Fracking Rig
Divest from YOUR morals tonight, as long as you stay north of Tech. Pro tip: crude oil makes for a fantastic waterproof eyeliner.