Local Wellness Guru Uses Morning Sun Salutations as Dedicated Time to Plot Revenge
“Breathe in for 4… hold for 7… and as you’re holding, picture your greatest enemy”
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New Year New Me: How to Get Off the Sex Offender’s Registry And Onto The Dean’s List In Seven Specific Steps
Unfortunately, I recently found myself in a situation I never thought possible; facing the consequences of my own actions.
BREAKING: Local Adoption Center FIRE SALE! Everything Must GO! While Supplies Last
ValueChild Homers, Evanston’s local child adoption center, has announced their annual fire sale. In order to reduce inventory, ValueChild Homers is offering up to 50% off their original prices, and the Evanston community couldn’t be more excited.
We Asked Northwestern’s Men’s Basketball Team Where They Were When Gene Wilder Died
In honor of Bee-One-Gee basketball starting up again, our dedicated sports journalists here at The Flipside asked our own Wildcat Men’s Basketball Team where they were when Gene Wilder died. Brooks Barnhizer: I was at home with my family, when suddenly we got the call to turn the TV on to the news. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes, that he was really gone. I knew right then and there that our country would never be the same. Ty Berry:
Inclusivity Win! To Welcome in the Holiday Season, Michael Schill Googles Kwanzaa
Now that your roommate has finally returned home from his Halloweekend bender at U of I, it’s time to get ready for the holidays. Reports say that Northwestern’s administration is well-aware of the impending season and is “itching to finally get some good press for the first time since we filled in that lake.” Exclusive reports from within the offices of the Michael Schill, famed cheese lover and pet sniffer, indicate that the institution would like to expand the festivities
Health Center Drops New Fun Fall Condom Flavors
You can really taste the layers. The coolness of the ice cream, the depth of the dough, and the crunch of the apple incites feelings — sexual ones.
Bring Back Pangea!: And Other Forgotten Landmass Advocacy Campaigns
Northwestern’s newest club, Bring Back Pangea! has taken campus by storm.
So Your Marriage Pact Match Is in McCormick. Now What?
Your grief overcomes you and you fall to your knees. It’s so Joever.
Nu Marriage Pact Runs Out of Men, Unintentionally Doubles Lesbian Population
“It’s gotten so bad that I have mistaken multiple twinks for baddies”
Student Found Sobbing After Astronomy Midterm: “I’M A FUCKING SCORPIO, OKAY?”
Lost in the backrooms of Tech, student Aurora Borealis was found breaking down on floor 2, wing Z, hallway θ, inlet ♥, in closet 
. After being carted to the nearest CAPS office, she admitted what was troubling her: her recent astronomy exam. Unfortunately, there were no zodiac sign questions in sight for this solemn Scorpio. Even after Professor Smutko had made it abundantly clear on day one that it would not be an astrology class, some people were too