Professor Wonders If Students Are Receiving The Links To His Weekly Podcast
“Itâs a shame, really, because theyâve missed out on so much thrilling content.â
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Crushes and Confessions: @NUCrush allows Kyle from your Discussion Section to Sexually Harass you Anonymously
Some of Kyleâs posts include the time he described you as âthicker than a bowl of oatmeal,â or when he said he would âstraight up smash [your] ass like Meta Knight.â
Lonely Bell Pepper From Sargent Burger Tray Spotted in CAPS Waiting Room
In the waiting room, the bell pepper slice told reporters that it felt âout of place at this schoolâ and didnât feel a strong sense of belonging in the community.
Ask Flippy: Why Are Mommy and Daddyâs Secretary Fighting?
Whatâs going on Flippy? Now mommy is calling Victoria daddyâs âwhore.â Maybe âwhoreâ also means âdaughter?â Because Victoria sure does call him âdaddyâ a lot. Is Victoria my sister?
Morty Admits That He Personally Reviews the Applications of Students With Fire Soundclouds
âYou can get upset at me for what seems to be a blatant breach of fairness in admissions, but you canât deny the hustleâ said Shapiro.
A Flipside investigation: If you rearrange the letters of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, you get Northwestern hrmnaoibsdraantiiocu
Meghan Markle did not explicitly name her son after Northwestern. Duh. As anyone who has watched The Princess Diaries would know, royals have to be discreet.
No, Taylor Swift is NOT the Highest Grossing Burger King Franchise in the Nation
âMan, I couldâve sworn ten-time Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Taylor Swift was actually an Evanston-based Burger King making $8,000 a week.â
Yoda Prime Suspect in âTo Be White Okay It Isâ Sticker Controversy
âFree speech white college kids may strive for, but much larger problems there are for us green-folk. Yes, hrmmmm.â
Oral Surgeon Under Fire For Making Tongue-In-Cheek Joke After Botched Mouth Reconstruction Surgery
Debraâs post on the âseriously uncomfortable and unfunny remarkâ has garnered thousands of views, even sparking a trending hashtag: #MâToofMâNotMâFunny.
Racially Conscious Student Precedes Every Hot Take With âSpeaking as a White Manâ
His explanations about the prejudice Latinas face has really helped me to understand my own experience.