Freshman gets List-served by Accidental Mass Response to Listserv E-mail
The email, which included no capitalization, read as follows: âwhere is kresge? also, do i need where business casual?â
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Morty Opens up âUS News and World Report College Rankingsâ in Incognito Tab
Morty has seemingly become obsessed in the days since with ensuring NU continues to move up the rankings and has covered the walls of his room with charts, graphs, and⊠other things, trying to, umm, âanalyzeâ what allowed us to move up.
Mayfest Secures Duolingo Bird as âEthnic Openerâ for Dillo
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
Write-in Vote for Bruce Curlee, The Chicago Metropolitan Area’s Fourth Best Mick Jagger Impersonator, Goes Unheard By Mayfest
âI just canât get no satisfaction,â says the impersonator who vaguely resembles Mick Jagger.
Mayfest Announces First Person to Arrive to Dillo Day Dressed as Squidwardâs House Will Win a Prize
âNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”
Student Wonders if itâs Too Late to Start Going to Class
Hall wondered if he should attend at least one lecture in each class so he can find the rooms where his finals will be held.
Mayfest: “We’ll Just Throw Drunk People in the Lake, OK??”
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”
From The Archives: Dillo Day 1896 Ends In Disaster After Theatre Troupe Knocks Over Candles
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.
A$AP Greg to Replace A$AP Ferg At Dillo Day
After it was announced yesterday A$AP Ferg would no longer be able to attend Dillo as he mourns the passing of his pet chihuahua Philip, a replacement was quickly found in rising rap sensation and Northwestern Physics Professor Gregory Smithson, better known by his stage name A$AP Greg. A$AP Greg was born on the mean streets of Wilmette, Illinois, is a divorcee with two adult daughters Julia and Kristin and drives a 2006 Toyota Corolla he calls Linda. Greg is
âLike This Message Ifâ Messages Only Way Area Man Receives Love
âArnold literally printed out a heart, stuck it on the wall, and asked me to caress it whenever he said something funny,â claimed Cole.