âI donât even own a pair of pants, unless my silk romper counts. But, once I get cold, I canât even feel my legs or arms anymore so itâs not too big of a deal.â
âI didnât know if I was really supposed to read it or not.â Shetterly said. âBut then I started getting more and more emails about it towards the end of the summer and I kinda freaked out, so I decided to just not read it. Also, since when are books like 200 pages?â
“Brett Green first came up with the idea for the resolution while slurping up some Fireball from the navel of girl known only to him as âthe Other Sarah.âÂ
The email, which included no capitalization, read as follows: âwhere is kresge? also, do i need where business casual?â
Morty has seemingly become obsessed in the days since with ensuring NU continues to move up the rankings and has covered the walls of his room with charts, graphs, and⊠other things, trying to, umm, âanalyzeâ what allowed us to move up.
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
âI just canât get no satisfaction,â says the impersonator who vaguely resembles Mick Jagger.
âNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”
Hall wondered if he should attend at least one lecture in each class so he can find the rooms where his finals will be held.
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”