Even the professor seemed impressed when he briefly stopped his teaching halfway through class. âI am so proud ofâŠCole?… for finally trimming his nails,â said Professor Gill, âI know that this journey has been a long one – even longer than his nail was.â
âBasically, my standards are that I donât want someone who has a criminal record,â Seymour said, âActually⊠if heâs willing to cover electric, I wouldnât mind a few class-3 misdemeanors.â
Campus police report that girl code infractions have spiraled beyond the brave forcesâ physical and emotional capabilities.
With the dawn of yet another biting Chicago-area winter comes countless Northwestern undergraduates with stories of daring exploits from their fall quarters spent abroad. While these studentsâ tales may seem enticing at first glance for students who have yet to study outside of Evanston, itâs a pretty safe bet that any given dude you pass on Sheridan studied abroad in western Europe. A 2019 study conducted by ASG indicates that while a whopping 83% of Northwestern undergraduates interested in studying
âSure, Professor Pierceâs brutal divorce and struggle with alcoholism is sad, but how else was I supposed to clarify the minor typo in the grading policy?â
Schwartzâs mother said that she is supportive of Schwartzâs transition onto the 2D plane so long as she promises to call more.
The conflict most likely started when Jeremy Jones – the third-stickiest member of his kindergarden class – accidentally wiped his boogers inside the tree where Snuggles usually stores his acorns.
When asked what he liked about Thanksgiving, Winters commented, âIâm not feeling it this year. I mean, politics is crazy: climate change, gun violence, probably something else preventable is happening in Evanston.â
âYâknow, I saw that she wanted me to treat her with a modicum of respect, and I was like, woah bitch, youâre kinda asking a lot. Crazy much?â
âUncle Bob just drinks consistently throughout dinner, but occasionally he says âCheers!â and clinks his wine glass and his vodka tonic together before downing both,â says Brenda.