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Steve, baby, you can’t have completely forgotten about the day we had together.
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New Study Shows Over 200% of Northwestern Students Ignore the “One Book” Emails
“Such emails serve absolutely no purpose, other than reminding the majority of students how shitty they are for not reading whatever book it was that they were supposed to.”
Ask Flippy: The Econ bro I hooked up with requested me on LinkedIn, what should I do?
What should I do? I didn’t even know I had a LinkedIn.
BREAKING: Instead of CTECs, Northwestern Students May Now Rate Classes by Selecting One of Dante Aligheri’s Nine Circles of Hell
“My econ professor gave us an assignment to freeze for all eternity,” remarks an anonymous sophomore.
Area Man Has Only Two Dimensions, Cannot Interact With Space and Time As Intended, Ceases To Exist Immediately
“Why would something like this happen to someone so normal?”
Seventh Grade Social Studies Teacher Who Said “I’ll Wait” in 2012 Reportedly Still Waiting
“It’s not bad at all,” she said. “I haven’t talked to my husband in almost a decade, and I’m growing hair out of holes I didn’t even know I had. So I can’t complain.”
What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
“Most of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds “Journalism” to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, “just ok.”
Professor Recognizes Student’s Canvas Introduction from Tinder Bio
“Here for a long time, not a good time”
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, it’s gotten to the point where I can’t take it anymore.”