But whatâs even crazier is that it seems like my work is at its peak when the coughs around me are particularly nasty. Or in simpler terms: the wetter the better!
The scene where the new a cappella recruits dance in the amphitheater is replaced by visions of upperclassmen belting off-key by the Willard piano. The Riff-Off just makes me think of prime time at Norbucks.
“I really donât know the differences between a pyramid scheme and multi-level marketing. Iâm not like you ivory-tower econ bros, who only fantasize about the supply-and-demand curves.”
The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
âMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyâs skull is more important than footballâ
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.
Nathaniel Bittingerâs parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
âPlus, this really isnât so differentâMr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of âem.â
In the aftermath of the theft, the one swab, dubbed âOle Faithfulâ, could be found lying underneath the ransacked shelves of its fallen brethren.