Op-Ed: Running over someone with a car is okay if you cross your toes while pushing the gas pedalļæ¼
I donāt condone violence. I donāt condone breaking traffic rules. But I do condone following honor codes typically used by children.
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From The Archives: dirt for plants. sky for birds. stone for tools. all for one thing. but why penis used for 2 thingsļæ¼
I man in cave old times each day go get meat for family drink water and sleep at night. Some day think of world and wonder. Man think a lot in time. Look at ground. Dirt for plants. Look at sky. See only birds. Stone useless. Unless for tools. Everything used one think only. Makes sense to man. One to one. But man confused. Man look down. Why penis used for two things.
Ask Flippy: How does Santa get into the residence halls if thereās no chimney?ļæ¼
Iām a little concerned ā how does Santa Claus get into the dorms if they donāt have chimneys?
I think I’m going to eat a squirrel. They’re looking sumptuous.
It flashes before my eyes. A streak of gray, a small chittering sound, and a set of wide eyes entice me. My mouth waters, soaks in anticipation. I must eat. The hunger consumes me, ravages my body. I am as ravenous as a skeleton waiting for its next indigestible meal. I lock eyes with the creature, my prey. It chomps on its acorn, daring me to bite. Oh squirrel, I must devour you! The sumptuous squirrels on this campus are
Kamala Harris Launches New Podcast: “Call Her Mamala”
In response, Trump has also launched his own podcast: āCall Me God.ā
Woman Kills Herself While Trying to Unfold Sports Bra Insert
Her housemate Emma Davis claimed that she was supposed to meet Caroline and their friends for dinner. Ā āCaroline told me over text that she just had to finish folding one of her brasāforty minutes, tops, she said. But then forty minutes turned into an hour, and an hour turned into three,ā Davis said through tears.
BREAKING: RFK Jr. Admits to Starting Hurricane Milton; āYea Katrina was me too hahaā
In a shocking turn of events this past weekend, RFK Jr., has admitted to being the starting force behind Hurricane Milton.
Poll: Are students ready for the mandatory One Book Northwestern test tomorrow?
āIām not sure. Iām just glad I marked it in all three of my calendars ā gcal, notion, and my Clue period tracking app ā months ago when they told us about the test in the first place. I canāt imagine what would have happened if I had heard about it the night before, maybe from a friend, or an Instagram post. You know that sinking feeling when you know youāve forgotten something of incredible importance?ā
Republican VP Candidate JD Vance Answers Vogue’s 73 Questions, States One Thing He Can’t Live Without is His KKW Beauty Contourļæ¼
After a lively debate, Republican Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance invited Vogue inside his home to answer 73 Questions.
Cinema: DC Scholars Disappointed by Depiction of Jokersā Bulge In New Film: āBall to Cock Ratio Nowhere Near Canonical”
āOn that note,ā Mr. Freely continued, āI must admit the depiction of Harley Quinn, especially the breast to waist ratio, was done perfectly. I had a hard-on the whole film!ā