“With all the Trump administration has done to hinder our recognition of Black success in America, Rolling Stone has done our community a great disservice by underrepresenting Black people in its Epstein list article,” said one longtime Black Rolling Stone reader.
We can mash numbers together to make even bigger numbers… but we can’t make “more letters.” Those are just words.
In what legal experts are calling an “unlikely but thematically coherent” meeting of disgraced music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs and former Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro were overheard commiserating with over the loss of their respective oil reserves. According to sources familiar with the matter, the two men—now housed in the same federal detention facility—bonded over what Combs described as “the experience of watching something viscous, valuable, and deeply personal get taken from you by forces you don’t respect.” “For him,
It’s 7:00 AM. I’m ripped out my case. They call them props people, but to me, they’re my captors.
The missile allows for extremely precise targeting, which is crucial where the mission calls only for one or two children on board a school bus to be killed.
Just a few days before Black Friday, the best holiday of consumerist America, President Donald Trump released some shocking news at an impromptu address to the nation. “Why should those people have an entire Friday to themselves? The best day of the week shouldn’t be used to promote certain agendas.” The president commented, “We need a new name for it. One that celebrates the true essence of this nation and what we stand for. One that promotes OUR agenda.” Stores
This story will be updated as the hunt for Saddam Hussein’s spirit continues.
As news of the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney made its way to Iraq, the Weapons of Mass Destruction began to emerge from hiding after a 22-year disappearance.
IKEA apparently decided the world needed a reminder that their display beds are not to be used for fooling around.
Buy as many razor blades as candy (hypodermic needles work too) and place them inside the candy. Snickers are my favorite, but other similar candies are acceptable. It helps to build a reputation as “the Snickers house” so kids come back.