Honestly It Shouldnāt Be That Hard to Avoid Eleven Bread for Eight Days
First of all, what do they mean when they say āeleven breadā? ElevenĀ piecesĀ of bread? Eleven slices? Eleven baguettes?
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Op-ed: Which Chipette is best to perform at your divorced dad’s birthday party?ļæ¼
The Chipettes are sunshine and rainbows with a side of pizzaz. TheyāreĀ furry,Ā but theyāre notĀ furries, making them perfectly dad-appropriate. And they have just enough sass to entertain a man who has lost his personality and the love of his life.
Flipside attendance skyrockets after Timothee Chalamet says “no one cares about The Northwestern Flipside anymore”
At its most recent meeting, the Northwestern Flipside had record attendance. Hundreds of students crammed into Kresge 2415, eager to write satirical headlines, but, more importantly, to teach a lesson to none other than Timothee Chalamet. The peak in attendance came after Chalametās controversial comment about The Flipside, where in an interview he said, āI donāt want to be involved with The Flipside, or things where itās like, āHey, keep this thing alive!ā Even though itās like, no one cares
UN Peacekeepers Briefed On Disturbing Emergence Of Talitubbiesļæ¼
Over the hills and far away, Talitubbies DO NOT come to play. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, maLaalaa and Po are indistinguishable because they are under burkas. Hibatullah Akhundzada rises above the hills of Afghanistan but heās much scarier than ye olā teletubby as he does not have a cute, sexy, raspy British accent. Maybe if he had the accent, shakira law would be more acceptable. Still, hips don’t lie. They are coming for your children. United Nations peacekeepers were reportedly briefed
Op-Ed: As A Disabled-By-Choice Transgender Bisexual Hijabi Anglophone Quebecois, I Think Trump Is Doing A Pretty Good Job
Comrades,I never thought Iād say this, but lately I find myself noddingāhijab and allāat policy speechesthe reactionary francophone bourgeoise tell me Iām supposed to hate. As a disabled-by-choice,transgender bisexual hijabi anglophone QuĆ©bĆ©cois, Iāve slaved to create an attention-grabbingand deeply flawed political identity, and now I think Iāve found my soulmate.Take trade, for instance. Iāve long opposed free trade agreements because of how they exploit thedomestic proletariat and raise oat milk prices, so when a politician finally started talking abouttariffs, I
Perry the Platypus Sees His Shadow, 6 More Weeks of Nefarious Scheming To Come
Just earlier this year, the mad manās antics included creating
a device that would disable all electric vehicle batteries and force commuters to overload
Danvilleās poor public transport systems, brainwashing pigeons into stealing peopleās jewelry
and bringing it to him, and infecting the cityās water supply with cholera.
Millions Realized They Were Deceivemaxxed As Clavicular Forced To Gymcopemax After Being Auramogged While Benchpressing, Cortisol Spiked After Framemogg Nuked By Gymratmoids
You can imagine the dismay I felt when I saw Clavicular having to gymcopemax after being auramogged by gymratmoids for only benching 135lbs.
ElĀ MenchoĀ KilledĀ ByĀ MexicanĀ Forces, ElĀ Muncho (Me)Ā NextĀ
You get a little too amorous with somebody in the passenger seat of a 2002 Subaru WRX outside of a Dennyās ONE TIME, and suddenly,Ā itāsĀ all you can ever be known for.Ā
From the Archives: Flippyās Mischievous but Good-Hearted Sidekick, Jumpy, Killed in Firefight with Vietcong Forces Outside Saigon (1968)ļæ¼
Flipside can now confirm that Jumpy, Flippyās mischievous sidekick, was among the 10 Americans killed in the early morning hours of February 3rd, 1968.
Booktokās New Sensation, A Forbidden Romance Between A 6ā4 Reformed Playboy ICE Agent And The 4ā11 Mixed-Race Honduran Maid Heās Deporting Hits Shelves This Weekļæ¼
ICED OUT, the newest novel by New York Times Best Selling Author Phoebe Horn, is expected to hit shelves across the nation later this week.