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Guys, what planet is urethra pain? My astronomy teacher wasn’t very good.

Hey, guys. so I need your help. Somebody told me today that there’s something happening on Urethra Pain, but I don’t know what that planet is. My astronomy teacher wasn’t very good; in fact, he told me that planets are just oversized paper airplanes that the government launches into the sky when they wants to distract us from the liberal takeover. It took me five years to find out that was wrong. So, I want to be proactive and just

Ask Flippy: Is your OF content ethically sourced? I want to goon ethically

Firstly, I’ll ask you to remember that there is no truly ethical consumption ā€œcontentā€ and that even small creators are still participating in a system that increases the inequality/exploitation that hides this industry from oversight. It suffocates those it takes advantage of who are trying to exact change at the grander level, buried by a number of interconnected goonbait systems.

My Cat’s Thoughts On New Trump Tariffs: ā€œmrr mrrrr meeoorrr miauuuu miau mrrā€Ā 

The good and honest American people are no stranger to so-called ā€œexpertsā€ talking down to them on TV about how to spend their money and why their grocery bills aren’t going down. ā€œOh, it’s because you’re spending too much on DraftKings, no it’s because America is getting screwed over by its trade partnersā€. Well, America, here are some thoughts on Trump’s new tariffs from the only economic expert you need, my cat Billibob (AKA: Billi, Hobo Kitty): ā€œmrr mrrrr meeoorrr

I Thought My “Severing” Procedure Would Help With My Work/Life Balance, Instead They Just Cut My Balls Off!

Now I admit, I was a little off-put when I saw the large number of cats and dogs in the waiting room, but I figured he was just an animal lover, not that he was about to divorce my thing-1-and-thing-2 from the rest of my body with the same clinical precision of a Civil War amputation doctor.

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