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Crushes and Confessions: @NUCrush allows Kyle from your Discussion Section to Sexually Harass you Anonymously
Some of Kyleâs posts include the time he described you as âthicker than a bowl of oatmeal,â or when he said he would âstraight up smash [your] ass like Meta Knight.â
Lonely Bell Pepper From Sargent Burger Tray Spotted in CAPS Waiting Room
In the waiting room, the bell pepper slice told reporters that it felt âout of place at this schoolâ and didnât feel a strong sense of belonging in the community.
Ask Flippy: Why Are Mommy and Daddyâs Secretary Fighting?
Whatâs going on Flippy? Now mommy is calling Victoria daddyâs âwhore.â Maybe âwhoreâ also means âdaughter?â Because Victoria sure does call him âdaddyâ a lot. Is Victoria my sister?
Sonic the Hedgehog Kidnapped the Royal Baby??? (Gone Wrong) (Not Clickbait)
While we cannot currently provide video, audio, or photographic evidence that this has happened, we do have blue hairs we cut off our intern that probably look like Sonicâs luscious mane.
Mel Gibsonâs Veggietales reboot to focus on how the Jews betrayed Jesus
Melâs âsingular visionâ is making Veggietales into a series hyper focused on the way âthose damn Jews sold out the King of Kingsâ.
New Dating App Matches You with People Who Had the Same Version of the Gen 4 Pokémon Games that You Did
The app only requires you to answer one question: did you have Diamond or Pearl?
Morty Admits That He Personally Reviews the Applications of Students With Fire Soundclouds
âYou can get upset at me for what seems to be a blatant breach of fairness in admissions, but you canât deny the hustleâ said Shapiro.
A Flipside investigation: If you rearrange the letters of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, you get Northwestern hrmnaoibsdraantiiocu
Meghan Markle did not explicitly name her son after Northwestern. Duh. As anyone who has watched The Princess Diaries would know, royals have to be discreet.
True To Its âCampâ Theme, Met Gala Concludes With Awkward Silent Handjob Behind Cabin 16
The two reportedly exchanged Yahoo addresses right before leaving the Gala in their respective family Subarus, but only time will tell if the mutual promise to âdefinitely keep in touch over the school yearâ will be upheld.