Guy at Party Desperately Waiting For Someone to Comment on His Goofy Shirt
âThese people,â he gestured vaguely around the packed basement, âthey just donât appreciate a good graphic tee.â
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White Guy in Your Discussion Section Has Been Playing the Devilâs Advocate for a Little Too Long Now
âTyler told us that he was going to argue that men were actually wronged by society â like, just for the sake of discussion. Then he started really overusing the word âactually.â”
Study: 17% of students choose not to drink due to mysterious past
BASICS also disclosed 87% of people who Juul will tell you about it immediately.
Post Malone Ascends Beyond This Plane of Existence After Showering For The First Time
âI never thought this would happen, dude,â lamented Burt McDover, who looked after Post Maloneâs head lice. âPosty said he just wanted to try taking a quick shower because all his buddies did it every day. Itâs the newest trend, you know?”
White Guy Mixes Up Basketball Players and Rappers Again
Studies show that this is the 7000thinstance in 2019 of a white man speaking on a topic with irrational confidence despite having little to no knowledge of said topic.
NU Replaces Tampons in Feminine Hygiene Dispensers With Raw Linguine Noodles
âWe also prioritize inclusivity. Thatâs why weâre going to offer alternative gluten-free linguine, too.â
Wildcat Geogame Forces Free Pizza on Geography Nerds
“Pizza, on the other hand, is far too vulgar and plebeian a food to satisfy my intellectual desire. “
Area White Guy Dances Exclusively with His Shoulders
This report contradicts earlier statements by Hughes himself that he can âabsolutely get itâ on the dance floor
Student Misses Crucial Point in Lecture While Wondering if Anyone has Ever Truly Cared for Them
âGosh darnâ thought WCAS Junior Alberto Munez, as he realized he hadnât been paying attention to his psychology professors lecture for the past 10 minutes as he pondered his own lonely, miserable existence.
New RTVF Major: âItâs Finally Time to Break Out the Beretâ
âWhen I got the email welcoming me into School of Comm, in that very instant, it just hit me. This is it⊠I can finally break out the beret,â Wayfield stated, fighting back tears.