In an Effort to Reduce Plastic, Fraternity Opts for BODY SHOTS!!!
“Brett Green first came up with the idea for the resolution while slurping up some Fireball from the navel of girl known only to him as âthe Other Sarah.âÂ
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Mayfest Secures Duolingo Bird as âEthnic Openerâ for Dillo
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
Mayfest Announces First Person to Arrive to Dillo Day Dressed as Squidwardâs House Will Win a Prize
âNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”
Report: Your Mayfest Friend Quiet All of a Sudden
In situations where she might find herself saying, âyouâll never guess whoâs going to be on the Main Stage this year!â or âGuys, I have literally wanted a Ferris wheel on the Lakefill since I was born,â she now just stands there without making a peep.
Mayfest: “We’ll Just Throw Drunk People in the Lake, OK??”
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”
From The Archives: Dillo Day 1896 Ends In Disaster After Theatre Troupe Knocks Over Candles
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.
A$AP Greg to Replace A$AP Ferg At Dillo Day
After it was announced yesterday A$AP Ferg would no longer be able to attend Dillo as he mourns the passing of his pet chihuahua Philip, a replacement was quickly found in rising rap sensation and Northwestern Physics Professor Gregory Smithson, better known by his stage name A$AP Greg. A$AP Greg was born on the mean streets of Wilmette, Illinois, is a divorcee with two adult daughters Julia and Kristin and drives a 2006 Toyota Corolla he calls Linda. Greg is
Crowd, in Unison, Says âNiceâ After A$AP Ferg Says 69
“It makes me glad to know that 69 is still a powerful unifying force to this day.â
âLike This Message Ifâ Messages Only Way Area Man Receives Love
âArnold literally printed out a heart, stuck it on the wall, and asked me to caress it whenever he said something funny,â claimed Cole.
Professor Wonders If Students Are Receiving The Links To His Weekly Podcast
“Itâs a shame, really, because theyâve missed out on so much thrilling content.â