Fatal Accident After Professor Assigns âHeadshotâ to ROTC Instead of RTVF Student
“I also told him to âshoot quicklyâ because the camera was low on battery, but I guess he misinterpreted that part, too.â
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Professor Takes 15 Minutes To Play A Movie Clip In Lecture After Nobody Volunteers As The “Computer Person”
In a far from unprecedented move, Professor Irene Teck spent the first 15 minutes of her 50 minute lecture struggling to play a movie clip after no student was willing to offer their assistance as the âcomputer person.â
Student Makes Slightly Too Self-Deprecating Joke, No One Laughs
âI donât know whether it was the timing, or the wording, or the fact that Ericâs grandmother just died, but for some reason, me ironically mentioning my desire to ascend from this mortal plane wasnât well-received,â said the student at the heart of this unprecedented development, who wishes to remain nameless.
Flipside’s Guide to the Oscars
This guide is guaranteed to help your impress your pretentious RTVF friends and possibly make a lot of money betting big in Vegas!Â
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, But They Donât Have a Problem, Damnit
âLook, itâs just a bit of bad luck, but when the water levelâs low, you know the tidal wave is coming soon. We just need like $500 spotted and this club will pay out, guaranteed,â reported club president and failing statistics major, Bobby Fletcher.
Photo Captioned âIf You Know, You Know,â Actually Ploy to Pretend Something Happened at Party
After reviewing the footage, Porter discovered that someone brought an apple to the party.
Film Student Disappointed by Mise-en-scĂšne in Porn
âItâs become some cheap extraction of real images made into a product of subjective manipulation with reality! Whoâs gonna fap to that?â remarked the first-year, who admits to having no issues with using the school wi-fi
State of the Union between Donald and Melania rapidly deteriorating
Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
Morty Tells Investors That âIn Shapiro-Bucks Weâre Fine!â
After months of the budget crisis plaguing the university, Northwestern President Morton Shapiro issued a desperate message to investors not to worry because âIn Shapiro-Bucks, weâre fine!â.
Area Man with a Blog Wonders Why Heâs Alone on Valentineâs Day
âIâm really the whole package,â Schmidt said. âWhat lovely lady wouldnât want a man with a sharp wit and nearly a dozen followers on his blog?â