
āRunninā with the Devilā Tribute to Van Halen at Mike Pence Speech Probably a Bad Idea in Hindsight

Vice President Pence supports the presidentās Christian values and would not be Trumpās running mate if he had any ties with Satan.ā
Vice President Pence supports the presidentās Christian values and would not be Trumpās running mate if he had any ties with Satan.ā
āEvery day we would see mail destined for similarly named schools misdelivered here. We were getting sick of having to forward it all,ā says Felicia Staamp, (42°N)orth(87.4°W)esternās postmaster.
āOnce the lights start blinking, itās a warning to predators and pathogens alike: donāt mess with the Thermoflash.ā
āShe eats lunch when I eat dinner, and when she texts me goodnight Iāve been asleep for hours, so Iāve started recording our date nights ahead of time.ā
āPlus, when my professors asked me to introduce myself, I was so used to saying, āIām Artie Jones and I live in Willard,āā said Jones. āIt was tragic to have to say, āIām Artie and I live inā¦Los Angeles.āā
Unfortunately, the researchers were unable to find any students willing to speak to the reasons why they donāt speak up more.
āItās so embarrassing how I mistakenly thought the woman who birthed me, nursed me, and raised me was my professional educator.ā
“Itās obviously the bad vibes of the breakout rooms that are conjuring acne on my face.ā
A reviewer for the New York Times wrote, āRiordanās new novel adventures into the past to chronicle the demigods that influenced WWII. Making Hitler the son of the god of light is certainly an interesting and unique idea in historical fiction.ā
Until recently, local teenager Jenny Dorn was an avid supporter of the governmentās decision to continue the coronavirus lockdown until scientists declare that a slow reopening can safely begin. However, she had a change of heart after her mother finished reading her third James Patterson novel this week. āLike most socially-conscious teens of my age, I thought that ending the lockdown within the near future would be disastrous,ā Dorn wrote in a widely shared Change.org petition. āThen my mom cracked