Elderly Trump Supporters Find New Love on Boomr
âI just really needed him to find someone fast so we could talk about baseball again, and I needed to weed out any liberal grandmas or âsnowflakesâ,â
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Planned Parenthood Begins Handing Out Copies of League of Legends in Lieu of Condoms
League of Legends functions differently than many contraceptives such as condoms or Plan B. Rather than stop pregnancy, she says, it simply eliminates any chance of sexual (or human) contact at all.
Jewish Students Start Day Long Hunger Strike To Protest Classes On Yom Kippur
With what Rosenstein described as âlike, zeroâ participation from students in Econ, pre-Law, and pre-Med, classes will become even more painful over Zoom than imaginable.
Professor Fights Urge to Meddle in Studentâs Love Life After Reading Private Chat Transcripts
Hornberger has had to restrain himself from placing the two students together in breakout rooms on several occasions. He also gave them knowing glances during his lecture on college hookup culture.
University IT Admin Considering Barring Students, Parents, Faculty, Staff, and Themselves From Access to CAESAR, Citing Security Risks
The functionality of the website will remain exactly the same, which the anonymous informant said is actually the most formidable layer of security.
Person Who Says They âdonât care if youâre black, white, red, green, etcâ Actually Doesnât Really Like Blue People
When asked what the origins of her prejudice were, Smith said sheâs always thought this way but did let slip that her mother ran away to be a groupie of the Blue Man Group when she was 13 years-old.
âRunninâ with the Devilâ Tribute to Van Halen at Mike Pence Speech Probably a Bad Idea in Hindsight
Vice President Pence supports the presidentâs Christian values and would not be Trumpâs running mate if he had any ties with Satan.â
Northwesternâs Name Officially Changed to (42°N)orth(87.4°W)estern to Prevent Confusion with Similarly Named Schools
âEvery day we would see mail destined for similarly named schools misdelivered here. We were getting sick of having to forward it all,â says Felicia Staamp, (42°N)orth(87.4°W)esternâs postmaster.
Freshman Outruns Coronavirus in New Back to School Light-Up Skechers
âOnce the lights start blinking, itâs a warning to predators and pathogens alike: donât mess with the Thermoflash.â
Long-Distance Couple Schedules Asynchronous Date Night
âShe eats lunch when I eat dinner, and when she texts me goodnight Iâve been asleep for hours, so Iâve started recording our date nights ahead of time.â