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What should I do? I didn’t even know I had a LinkedIn.
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BREAKING: Instead of CTECs, Northwestern Students May Now Rate Classes by Selecting One of Dante Aligheriās Nine Circles of Hell
āMy econ professor gave us an assignment to freeze for all eternity,ā remarks an anonymous sophomore.
Area Man Has Only Two Dimensions, Cannot Interact With Space and Time As Intended, Ceases To Exist Immediately
“Why would something like this happen to someone so normal?ā
Seventh Grade Social Studies Teacher Who Said āIāll Waitā in 2012 Reportedly Still Waiting
āItās not bad at all,ā she said. āI havenāt talked to my husband in almost a decade, and Iām growing hair out of holes I didnāt even know I had. So I canāt complain.ā
What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
āMost of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds āJournalismā to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, ājust ok.ā
Critics Find Trumpās Impeachment Sequel āA Little Stale, Been Done Beforeā
āThe new plot was bland, and the ending was a lazy and rushed attempt to conclude the presidency. Not to mention they cut out Mitt Romney, who was one of the best characters.ā
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, itās gotten to the point where I canāt take it anymore.”
Ask Flippy: Who Do I Need to Fuck to Get a Good Registration Time?
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
āI got a text from Color last night saying āWhat that mouth do?āā