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Joe Biden Dazzles White House Press Corps by Driving New Electric Truck Over Journalist at Top Speed
After a lightning-fast lap around the facility, Biden continued speeding directly towards the group of journalists unobserved, aided by the silence of the new state-of-the-art electric engine. However, they were soon made aware of his presence as he ran over the journalist who had earlier asked him for comment at top speed.
Northwestern PHA Establishes Kappa Moderna & Moderna Moderna Moderna Chapters
“Have a crush on Dr. Fauci? Come watch some of his press conferences with us!”
Professor’s Screenshare Brings Up Wikihow Page for “How to Kiss”
He had paused on step 3 of 32 (“Set the mood with a romantic compliment”).
How To Feng Shui Your Freshman Common Room With One Lone Chair And 17 Ozzis
Window-facing screams “pensive philosophy major thinks they’re better than you and might be.”
With 2022 On the Horizon, Some Think It’s Time to Start Planning For 2023
Musciato refused to answer why he required such an abundance of lemons for the year to come, but it was quickly made clear that he had an obsession with citrus fruits that perhaps overrode his love of mathematics.
Couple Clearly Attempting Water Birth In Dorm Shower
The pair, both 19 and Gemini suns, discovered they were expecting after a night of passion on the Bobb-McCulloch lounge couch, and were set on delivering the baby as naturally as possible.
Goldilocks Publishes New Opinion Piece “Just Right: The Way Forward For American Politics”
“They would simply shove you whatever cold porridge they have, and you would be expected to not only eat it, but share it with a bunch of lazy freeloaders and pay taxes on it!”
Ask Flippy: How do I recover after no one responded to my canvas post with “I totally agree. The truth of that statement is definitely true and not false”?
Then I look over at Chad Chadson’s post and he has response after response. I mean come on! All he said was that women are “cool” and that we just need to “like not be sexist”. Even my TA dropped a response: “So true bestie”. Am I that irrelevant?
Local Woman Who Cried During Asynchronous Journalism Lecture on The West Wing Doing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?
“When I tried to give her a tissue, she started crying about how Dulé Hill was underutilized. I don’t know where she’s getting all this from. She’s only seen four episodes, and it was during her eighth-grade speech and debate class.”