āIn high school, I was lucky if my dad could remember my best friendās name or what grade I was in. Now, we talk for hours on the phone about our favorite players on the team and he knows absolutely everything about them. Itās crazy!āĀ
The odds that your professor has done something problematic that has ended up online are incredibly high. All you need to do is find the evidence.Ā
Cause you see, Iāve seen you men. You men, who mock your beautiful girlfriends and their Korean skincare collections, their pimple patches and their salicylic acid serums. And one day, when sheās had enough of you dipping into her Olaplex budget to buy battle passes, sheās going to look to someone who understands her. Someone who cares that Glossier just got added to Sephora. Someone that will, oh, I donāt know, rub her neck when sheās stressed out.
Nolan said that the new movie will, ābe 3 hours long, feature Cillian Murphy, and require 6 rewatches just to grasp the plot.āĀ
āShe really ate!ā SESP sophomore Chi LāDvour exclaimed. āI mean, I was expecting another sleepy Shanley production, but this Saturday midafternoon was the tastiest time Iāve had in a while!ā
As winter quarter takes its toll, it seems like a great time to take a step back and reflect on how well literally everyone else in the world is doing.
Students who canāt turn that frown upside down after 3 CAPS appointments will receive vouchers for free flower.
The aging emo recently announced that his āband,ā Panic! at the Disco, will disband after two generations so Urie can embark on the study-abroad journey of a lifetime in Barcelona.
According to Northwesternās football coach, this torture was deliberate. During the off-season, he has turned to emotional tactics to try and get the Northwestern football team out of their slump.
āWe begged him to leave. We pounded on the doors and shouted. But he just kept smiling. He constantly told us to quiet down because āthis episode has a musical number.ā