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“Chicken And Boba” And Other Creative Names For Your Chicken And Boba Shop
In light of the opening of “Chicken and Boba,” the new Chicken and Boba spot in Norris with quite possibly the most creative name of any shop ever to be named, here are several other creative names for your very own Chicken and Boba place.
Ask Flippy: What Do I Do If I Suspect My Roommate Is My Evil Shadow Self?
The other night I found that he had painted my wall with dark red symbols. Also, he keeps leaving open food containers in the room.
Woman Sitting On Her Phone Accidentally Finishes To National Alert Buzz
Then just 10 minutes later, at 1:20 pm, an ungodly buzzing erupted throughout the room. But while everyone else was covering their ears, Baldwin was covering her mouth, trying to hide her cum face and mostly just ending up looking constipated.
Ambitious Theatre Major To Put On Unabomber Musical
he project, tentatively titled “Blow Me,” will be a jukebox musical that covers the true story of Ted Kaczynski sending two homemade bombs to Northwestern University in 1978 and 1979.
CBS Execs Confirm R-Rated “Young Sheldon’s Big Bang” Coming March 2024
Despite the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike, CBS executives have announced that “Young Sheldon” star Iain Armitage will appear in an R-rated spinoff movie, “Young Sheldon’s Big Bang”, in March 2024. The movie will feature Armitage as an eighth-year super senior rushing a frat, boofing a keg, and subsequently finding the love of his life in the cancer ward of a hospital. CBS Chief Marketing Officer, Watchmi Mouvi, explained the network’s thought process behind the movie. “You know, when it comes down
Acapella vs. White Feminism: Which Is The Greatest Evil Of Our Time?
There’s no pentagram on the floor but the cult of acapella consumes public spaces… But life could be worse, right? You could be a white woman.
BREAKING: Pete Davidson Now Dating God, States: “She’s Fine In Bed, I Guess”
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman “never bangs our Lord and tells”.
“I’m Grateful All The Time, I’m Sexy and I’m Kind, I’m Pretty When I Cry” And Other Things Kevin McCarthy Wrote In His Diary While Crying
McCarthy confessed that he had been taking solace in his diary and had been writing the lyrics “I’m grateful all the time/ I’m sexy, and I’m kind/ I’m pretty when I cry.”
 Ask Flippy: Am I Gay Quiz?
I’m reaching out this week because I’ve had a concerning thought cross my mind: am I gay quiz?