āSome āfansā have commented that they would prefer to see Ms. Furnuthingā¦ wellā¦ sing, but look! Sheās cooking eggs! Thatās kind of like singing except that thereās no singing involved and eggs ARE involved,ā said Furtnuthingās publicist.
The Northwestern administration stated that the dropping studentsā tuition accounted for about $55.4 million in lost revenue .
With International Womenās Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
Iāve read other film critics reviews spouting out nonsense about how the movie was a masterful display of how capitalism pits societal classes against each other, but I donāt believe this was really the major point of the film. I understood Bong Joon-hoās message that middle-aged people who live in their parentsā basement should get the same respect as everyone else.
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on childrenās network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.ā
āWhen I came here, I had a purity score of 100,ā attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick ā23, ābut when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.ā
āWell, Iāll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like itās my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”
āTom was very clear: we are keeping Mr. Deruloās digital penis saved just in case.”
Matthew Steinway, a junior majoring in Creative Writing, has written the next great American novel after a 76-hour writing session fueled by mango-flavored vodka and microwavable Lean Cuisine meals. With baggy eyes and jittery hands, Matthew tells the Flipside, āThe writing I produced during the session will be regarded as the literary event of the millennium. It is an anti-war, anti-capitalism, both pre- and postmodernist hodgepodge that explores the deepest roots of what it means to be human, as well
āI think I misunderstood when he told me it was āgonna be a bop,āā said Mendoza, āthey were all really into it too. When I tried to leave, one guy put his hand on my chest and told me ādonāt stop the bop.ā”