Although less catchy than the original, the new lyrics āMy demographicsĀ down, they aināt rebouncinā now, lawmakers frown, askinā, āWhereās each newborn from?āā seemed to instantly capture the attention of the assembly members.
As news of the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney made its way to Iraq, the Weapons of Mass Destruction began to emerge from hiding after a 22-year disappearance.
Heartbroken and shocked members of the Northwestern community came together last Friday at the Rock to mourn the loss of community fixture Chicken, who was found dead last week in the middle of Sheridan Road.
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is thisā¦ I have question.
A Northwestern student woke up on September 23rd expecting to find a dinosaur in her dorm room, ready to end her time on the mortal plane.
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
My roommate recently confided his deepest, darkest secret to me: whenever Iām not in the room, he watches āthe Hubā and masturbates.
Erm… did that just happen? I genuinely can’t believe that just happened. I’ve been watching the Oscars livestream on Internet Explorer, so it’s been buffering a little bit. It’s just really crazy that he would opt to do such a thing live on television, and on the biggest night in Hollywood no less… Millions of Americans were watching. Chris Rock could have been seriously hurt or even killed. Oh my God, we need to do something about this. How am
All across the world, itās not that unusual for some people to have strange fetishes. Feet, hybristophilia, lactophilia, even coprophilia. Of course, whatever gets your socks off and gets you turned on really isnāt anybody elseās business. However, recently a phenomenon has been sweeping cities across America: asphalt fetishes. āI Came From The Streetsā — a breakdown of tarphelia. Signs of the modern fetish first began appearing in America in the 1930s when many roads began to be paved as
RACHEL BERRY: Freezing federal funds? Pardoning rioters? Detention center in Guantanamo? Donald Trump has gone too far this time.