Breaking: āWe Are Charlie Kirkā To Be Featured on Just Dance 2027
Definitely-not-AI-generated hit song āWe Are Charlie Kirkā by celebrated artist Spalexma will be featured on the 2027 edition of popular video game Just Dance.
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Millions Realized They Were Deceivemaxxed As Clavicular Forced To Gymcopemax After Being Auramogged While Benchpressing, Cortisol Spiked After Framemogg Nuked By Gymratmoids
You can imagine the dismay I felt when I saw Clavicular having to gymcopemax after being auramogged by gymratmoids for only benching 135lbs.
Booktokās New Sensation, A Forbidden Romance Between A 6ā4 Reformed Playboy ICE Agent And The 4ā11 Mixed-Race Honduran Maid Heās Deporting Hits Shelves This Weekļæ¼
ICED OUT, the newest novel by New York Times Best Selling Author Phoebe Horn, is expected to hit shelves across the nation later this week.
Gardening 101: How to Avoid Common mistakes like Growing Rhododendrons in Alkaline Soil, Planting Bulbs Too Early, and Getting an Entire Gnome Lodged in your Rectum
I made this guide for all levels of gardeners to avoid making the same mistakes as me.
Breaking: Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq To Come Out of Hiding After Dick Cheney’s Deathļæ¼
As news of the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney made its way to Iraq, the Weapons of Mass Destruction began to emerge from hiding after a 22-year disappearance.
“We just don’t know why he crossed” – Chicken found dead halfway across Sheridan during noon rush
Heartbroken and shocked members of the Northwestern community came together last Friday at the Rock to mourn the loss of community fixture Chicken, who was found dead last week in the middle of Sheridan Road.
Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?ļæ¼
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is thisā¦ I have question.
Breaking: Girl finds out that the rapture has nothing to do with velociraptors “I thought it was, like, the same thing?”ļæ¼
A Northwestern student woke up on September 23rd expecting to find a dinosaur in her dorm room, ready to end her time on the mortal plane.
Hey BBG, Just Went To A Train convention And It Reminded Me How Much I Miss You
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
My roommate is addicted to āthe hub?ā Why would anyone jerk off to a GitHub repository?
My roommate recently confided his deepest, darkest secret to me: whenever Iām not in the room, he watches āthe Hubā and masturbates.