Category Archives: Ask Flippy

Ask Flippy: How do I quietly warn tour-going High School students what they’re getting into?

Dear Flippington, If you havenā€™t noticed, itā€™s that time of year again. All the high schoolers are lining up like lambs to the slaughter to visit our wonderful campus. But they donā€™t know the horrors. Those guides wonā€™t tell them about the last-minute dining hall crowds at 7, they wonā€™t tell them about the religious zealots on Sheridan that try to trick you into giving them your soul through free coffee, and they sure as hell wonā€™t tell them that

Ask Flippy: Do you think Damian Lillard says “It’s Dame Time” before he has sex?

Dear Flippy, After watching Damian Lillard win the NBA All-Star 3-Point Contest for the second straight year, a burning question came over me. Heā€™s always introduced with the phrase, ā€œItā€™s Dame Time!ā€ and then he points at his wrist accordingly. Itā€™s cool, itā€™s fun, whatever. But I began to think about its real life applications. Iā€™ve heard that Lillard is as clutch in the sheets as he is on the court. Thus, do you think he says, ā€œItā€™s Dame Time!ā€

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