Op-Ed: If You Read It Right, The Dillo Map Will Show You Where the Bodies Are
Then it hit me. This map was no perimeter for moral degradation and clinical diseases: it was a guide to discovering the hidden truths of Dillo—and human flesh.
Category Archives: No. 222
SAE Suspended, But Not for That
As a result of the violation of disciplinary probation, and for no other reason whatsoever, the members of SAE currently living in the on-campus house must move out by May 6.
Area Entrepreneur Sells Pounds of Oregano On 4/20
“I can’t go into specific details about my business operations due to the competitiveness of the market. However, I will say that the demand by clueless freshman for small green-colored herbs was significantly higher yesterday than any other day of the year.”
Morty Hotboxes Safe Space
Sources close to Morty revealed how glad he is to have places like this on campus where he can just go chill out, smoke, and not have to worry about being attacked for who he is.
Busy Student has to Reschedule 4/20 for 4/25 at Earliest
“I have three midterms coming up, and I told my friend I’d get dinner with him soon. I just can’t do 4/20 until early next week at best,” Palmer said as he crammed for a reading quiz.