Paraplegic Daughter Suffers from Limb Envy
Limb envy often occurs when a child is missing control over their legs or lower body, whether due to a birth defect or accident.
Category Archives: Year 8
NRA Sues Columbia for Using Trigger Warnings
The National Rifle Association decided this past Tuesday to file a formal lawsuit against Columbia University for their embrace of trigger warnings.
Freshmen PNM Acts Herself, is Rejected
While her attitude wasn’t particularly undesirable, members involved in recruiting were quick to notice their authenticity and removed her from their lists of prospective bids.
NU Men’s Basketball Might Be Good, But You Wouldn’t Know, Would You
Coach Collins has been quoted saying we could make the NCAA Tournament this year, but it’s not like you pay attention to the best men’s basketball coach Northwestern has ever employed.
Plex Dining Halls to Redecorate Walls with Tildes, Umlauts
The RHA stressed that the beloved periods, often mistaken for polka dots, will still have a meaningful presence.
Elder Freshman Doesn’t Rush, Faces Isolation
“I’ve never really been into the whole Greek Life scene,” says Horowitz, wincing slightly at hearing his own voice for the first time in days, “so yeah. I didn’t rush. Everyone else did. I enjoy the silence.”
Mick McCall Surprised to Learn He Not Defensive Coordinator
McCall, who’s in his eighth season with Northwestern, has consistently worked hard to limit yards gained and points scored.
REPORT: Grandma Doesn’t Trust “The Asians”
“They’ve got a real shady look about them, you know what I mean? Their eyes are just…” she paused to stretch the skin around her own eyes outwards and demonstrate her point.
Area Grandma Just Confused Why You Can’t Find a Nice Jewish Boy
“What about the boys from that nice Jewish fraternity? You’re mother said some of them were pretty cute, you’d have someone to go to Hillel events with!”
BREAKING: Jewish Mom Pesters Son
He recalled being assaulted by questions regarding his grades, workload, sleeping and hygiene habits, as well as concerns over getting into a good medical school.